@vitaut Someone loaded a “light” themed website on a call today and you could see half a dozen developers melt.

@vitaut Did you blink? 🧐

@vitaut Blink twice if you’re under duress.

@vitaut I… oh my god, I don’t even… are you ok?!?

@vitaut Sometimes you say the most attractive things 🤩

Me at family things

August 2026

Dear Friends,

As some of you may know, I love much of my family, but I have also learned the hard way that you don't have to like the people you love, necessarily.

I'm about to be spending gobs and gobs of time with the "challenging" side of my family (Mom's side), and I am just hoping for -- not even a positive, just a -- non-negative outcome.

It's my mom's 75th, and 100 people have come a great distance (her included)to celebrate here in #pittsburgh.

Crash helmet on.

Mood.

This. 100% this right here. https://bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7ggc3e4ux44k77vdhmxvtik7/post/3lz34ju5j3c2w

Me at work: <moves convo to include legal>
Coworker: "what happened to the thread?"

Me:
"Bippity Boppity Boo
This conversation has been moved
So Legal can look
n' Everything's by the book
So we don't get Bippity-Boppity-Sued."