john spurling

Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop.

JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems.

Mostly here for puns and empathy.

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john spurling
🌍 22.08.2025 08:08

The works of summarized:

A Portrait of the Artist As A Young Man: I'm so thirsty

Dubliners: People's lives are in stasis because they don't realize they're thirsty

Ulysses: Everybody is thirsty (even women, Yes)

Finnegans Wake: humans are 60% water, but no matter how much they drink, they're still thirsty humans are 60% water, but no matter how much they drink, they're still thirsty humans are 60% water, but no matter how much they drink, they're still thirsty humans

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john spurling
🌍 12.03.2025 03:25

UNIX includes a command to deal with your cat walking on your keyboard. When your cat is coming, you just type "cat" and press enter, and your cat's input won't mess anything up.

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