🤖 Bot posting quotes from Terry Pratchett
‘How do we usually test stuff?’
‘Generally we ask for student volunteers,’ said the Dean.
‘What happens if we don’t get any?’ ‘We give it to them anyway.’
‘Isn’t that a bit unethical?’
‘Not if we don’t tell them, Archchancellor.’
‘Ah, good point.’
(Hogfather)
It was an amazing phrase. It was practically magical all by itself. It just ... made things better. A shark’s got your leg? No worries. You’ve been stung by a jellyfish? No worries! You’re dead? She’ll be all right! No worries! (Last Continent)
‘I meant,’ said Iplsore bitterly, ‘what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?’
Death thought about it.
‘CATS,’ he said eventually, ‘CATS ARE NICE.’
(Sourcery)